Welcome to my world.

Check me out at Dodger Stadium...

Someone had to lay down the law at Chavez Ravine to keep those Dodger fan's in line... that someone is me.

Matt Iseman's Code of Conduct at Dodger Stadium

Hanging in DC

Thanks to Redskins Kickoff team for having me on the show last night.  Sorry about the loss.  Now I'm getting ready for the show tonight at the Arlington Drafthouse.  Yes, I will have a draft tonight.

And for those who are wondering what I'll be doing later this month, check this out:

Shaq, Tyson and Snake Plisskat

Today, I hung with Mike Tyson. Good dude but he wouldn't tell me the secret to beating him on Punch Out. He did hug me, though. It was tender.  Almost as tender as the kiss I got from Shaq a few days ago.  You'll see that on tomorrow's Sports Soup.

In the meantime, neighbors are now flinging stray cats at my door as they know I am running some sort of kitty flop house.  The latest addition came with an eye sealed shut with goo.  I passed on Popeye or Sandy Duncan and went with the coolest one-eyed dude of all time, Snake Plisskat.

My life story...

For those who are curious, I am being profiled as the cover story in an online magazine called Inspire...  so check it out!

The Goto Guy... Unmasked!

Sports Soup at the ESPYs

I was on the red carpet for the big event and had stars fighting to talk to me... like Mike Tyson, Shawne Merriman, Gina Carrano, and Tiger Woods (I turned him down ;).