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A Classic Adventure tale by Me

My Mom pulled out a story I wrote at an indeterminate age (I'm hoping young): "My grandpa and I went fishing.  We stopped in the middle of a fight between a whale and a squid.  The whale was biting the squid's arm.  The whale was getting so mad he shot off his water and almost hit over the boat.  My Grandpa threw his knife and aimed at his spout.  He got the spout."  Apparently, my Grandpa was a bad ass.

Cassandra the oracle?

Some people believe Cassandra foretold the future... but Snoop Dogg is my oracle.. and he foresaw "chronic pimpin'." His words... Sorry, GP, but he was definitely talking to me.